The Good, the Bad and... well that's it.

Stuff I like about London:




1. Not getting sunburnt.


2. Being able to go and see good theatre on a Tuesday night.


3. In any direction you look there's a pub within 100 yards. (yes, I'm all Imperial now)


4. You can buy booze at the supermarket.


5. There's a museum for EVERYTHING.


6. You don't really need a car.


7. There's at least three hours of Top Gear on TV every single day.


8. Lots of pretty old buildings. As in, they're pretty, and they're old. 


9. Hearing pretty much every language in the world spoken on the Tube.


10. Central heating.




Stuff I don't like about London:




1. Not being able to feel my toes.


2. Being unintentionally groped on the Tube during peak hour.


3. Uneven, ankle-hating pavements.


4. The mountain of paperwork needed to get anything even vaguely official done. 


5. Chicken bones on the footpath on a Sunday morning. 


6. Tourists.


7. Slow walkers. 


8. Street canvassers. No, you can't have my money!


9. People shouting at their kids. All the freaking time.


10. The black shit that comes out when you blow your nose.